pornstarwars:

pornstarwars:

i literally never get anon hate am i doing something wrong 

imagethank u for helping me enrich my tumblr experience guys 

fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

phoenixregeneration:

NYELLO!

houndsofhell:

Oh look J2 together again doing the ice bucket challenge.

I love these dorks :D

5secondsofsmumer:

j4479:

deserves at least a sarcastic laugh. 

this has been on my dash all day and I just got it now

5secondsofsmumer:

j4479:

deserves at least a sarcastic laugh. 

this has been on my dash all day and I just got it now

romanshowers:

#InkedDoll

romanshowers:

#InkedDoll

thecatantichristishere:

rabbitrecycle:

donaldkaneda:

owo:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

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*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

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What…?

that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

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ok here goes

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NO

Okay, there’s no way that works.

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Let me try this out.

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I’m kinda skeptical about this? Can it really make you anime.

imageGuss i’ll give it a shot

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ABORT ABORT

yeah right, like that really happens

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hmmm….

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maybe I should try-

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HOLY SHIT

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WHAT THE FU 

Rule one: always post the rules.


Rule two: answer the person who tagged you and write 11 new ones.


Rule three: tag 11 people and link them to the post.


Rule four: actually tell them you tagged them.

I was tagged by: make-me-or-break-me-trying

I tag: doceternal (ANSWER ALL THE THINGS), haileyrose-nakadashi-biggu-bosu, whiteboyfriend, amadgirlwithapaintbrush, sadbisexual, vcuramfan, abimal-crossing, mellifluousfire, mernmonster, make-me-or-break-me-trying

1. Favorite color?

Greeeeeen!

2. Most memorable kiss?

This is going to sound so fucking cheesy but I don’t care xP My first kiss with my boyfriend. I had been drinking but I mustered up the courage to at least get it out there that I wanted to kiss him and the anticipation that had built up and that butterfly feeling was insane. 

3. If you were stuck on a desert island, what one item would you bring and why?

Swiss army knife. Not a cheap piece of shit one either.

4. What part of your body is your favorite and why?

I’m sure this changes all the freaking time but my lips. I happen to think they have amazing shape and my snakebites just emphasize that.

5. What is the last sentence in the closest book to you?

"Shit, we were under attack."

6. What’s your biggest pet peeve?

Oh god too many. Repetitive noises (like people clicking pens or their tongues or tapping things). They make me cringe so hard.

7. Are you superstitious?

Not really xP

8. How old were you when you lost your virginity?

16

9. How old was your partner?

Same age xP

10. What is one thing on your sexual bucket list?

Oh god, this is not the right blog to be posting this answer on XP Sex with an audience (as in having sex with people watching, not sex with the entire audience XD) :x

11. How many followers do you have?

463

Thanks for the questions! Now for mine. 11 more I have to pull out of my ass xD

1) First anime you ever saw?

2) Favorite book of all time hands down?

3) 87? (My cat typed this and I’m keeping it)

4) What “crafty” thing do you enjoy doing, if any?

5) What is the one useless thing that you are really good at? (And don’t say nothing, everyone has one xD)

6) Favorite pet?

7) Which Hogwarts House would you be in?

8) What is your poison? (As in booze xD)

9) You go out on a date, what do you order when you get to the restaurant?

10) Grab the book nearest to you. Turn to page 42. What is the 3rd sentence?

11) Take a picture of yourself RIGHT MEOW and post it in this post.

Have fun, guys! Sorry I got to this so late, hun, I didn’t get any sort of notification or anything that I was tagged XP

Hope everyone has a wonderful day!

rnickey:

i’m setting myself on fire

rnickey:

i’m setting myself on fire

fierathefangirl:

30 days of spn women - day 2: favorite one-off
character
↳ Missouri Moseley