porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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nation-of-homeskillets:

he knows what hes done

psychoticornumb:

When you see a great gifset that has grammar mistakes

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notquiteshakespeare:

truelladeville:

theblogchoseme:

truelladeville:

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

I was in a Toy Story play.

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And I loved it.

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You’re an inspiration to us all

please explain how this was your lowest point

danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

radioactiveredhead:

Seriously what the actual fuck was Andres grandma on

ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

Things I want to say to an asshole pt. 1

Look. If you’re fucking butthurt because I got the job and you didn’t, get the fuck over it. I am obviously more qualified (especially considering you don’t seem to understand that wireless does not mean unobstructed) and I’m in it for more than a paycheck. You want to try and make me seem uneducated about it? HAH. You’re fuckin funny cause this is the world I grew up in. I don’t claim to be some amazing hacker because if you actually know your shit, you don’t have to boast.

If you’re pissy because a woman got this job (in a male-dominated field) over you, a man, then maybe you should take it up with your mommy instead.

veup:

before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about

yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

iblamebuckybarnes:

unofficialhogwarts:

Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”. 

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr photoset

wimpynoodle:

this is something higher than hd and it’s making me so uncomfortable

jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

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